Posted
on 03/09/2010, 7:17 am,
by crispin,
under podcast.
This is my moody face
…and this is what celebrities have got their moody faces on: Sarah Harding, Kerry Katona, Jordan (surprise), Melissa Suffield, Denise Welch etc etc > Also > Chantelle wotsit’s Mum reckons her and Preston are DEFINATELY getting married again > George Michaels *WHAM* > Jordan SPEAKS (from the privacy of a poolside sun-lounger) > some other stuff > sex tip that is actually about having sex > foot fetish problem for Vanessa > more talking than necessary…
no band again this week because we are busy/lazy people and the internet was being a cock
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Send us some comments on facebook? / suggest some bands to play? / chirpse us up?
Posted
on 27/08/2010, 8:04 am,
by crispin,
under podcast.
We got WOMAN for a change (because it was in one of them bargain packs) …so that’s pretty exciting.
OK SO > Pete and Jordan are burying a hatchet > Kerry has fallen off the diet wagon > Cheryl and that bloke ~ some old pictures of him with shit hair > love rat babies type stuff > some old big brother bird pops up with a story of how Peter Crouch tried to get off with her > Abby has a list of stuff for him to buy her to get her back > Spunk > Robbie Williams‘ towels are a nice colour > Jude Law head vs chest hair > Kerry Katona compared to Daniella Westbrook AND Brittney Spears in a Kennedy/ Lincoln coinkidink type way > AMAZING RESULTS > sexeh problems of the real life variety > Dynamite sex tip > and dem top tips.
wowowowowowowowowowowowow
oh – the bad thing is that there is no music at the end ~ we forgot to get the ok from a band AND something went wrong and I couldn’t add music from iTunes so we gave up. Incidentally drop us a line to suggest a band for us to play yeh? > @chimpdonk / @wickerwoo / on FaceBook
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They came for Eamon Holmes and I think I’m right in saying I applauded.
Posted
on 20/08/2010, 7:56 am,
by crispin,
under podcast.
Please don’t fret Wicker is on the podcast she was just TOO BUSY to be in the photo.
YOU can find out just who is delighted, who is destroyed and who is dangerous by listening to the podcast > or by buying Closer for yourself > ALSO > scary lesbian doll > Abby torn in two > What Suzanne Shaw never told her son > Ashley fumes > Charlotte Grimaces > NATCAS pant show > Proof that old Rod still has lead in his pencil > Kerry and Peaches lose a few pounds – you know the drill… and of course some more blow job problems, swearing and top tips.
Playing out with ‘In youth is pleasure’ by The Neat
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“No one gossips about other people’s secret virtues.”
Bertrand Russell
Posted
on 13/08/2010, 6:39 am,
by crispin,
under podcast.
OH I forgot to switch the mic on so we are back to AMATEUR sound mode and Wicker is all tired > however > we still manage to bring to you distilled celebrity gossip from all the mags for example: cheryl turning down proposals > that fella’s band 2B1G > an olden days boy band called damage > Lily Allen STILL moody even though she is preggers now so can get nice and FAT > blow job advice all over the shop – especially from Vanessa > nice tweet from Peaches Geldof > Colleen Rooney in falsher mac SHOCKER > some more MASSIVE MASSIVE tits > can you damage your private bits with too much oral sex? 20 minutes MAXIMUM
LOADS of brilliant top tips – *believe*
plying out with a tune from Mr.Blitz [but i don't think he has setup a myspace yet...
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FYI – ‘Best’ is not the best – it’s the fucking worst
Posted
on 06/08/2010, 9:01 am,
by crispin,
under podcast.
Joining in with our amazing lives this week is Rachel who [verb removed] [name of thing removed] > OH MY GASH > how many celebrities have you got off with? > have you ever got off with a cat OR a parrot? > thingy’s new baby with a made-up name > ULTIMATE big brother – wtf? > Kerry still loves Mark (who wouldn’t?) > MASSIVE colon > lovely Jordan > biggest tits in the whole world > YOUR celebrity sitings (please post more on our facebook wall) > and > some other celebrity gossip all gone wrong, sexy tips and problems and a tune from The Cut-ups called ‘These Bones Were Built on Rice’ to play us out.
Posted
on 30/07/2010, 10:50 am,
by crispin,
under podcast.
I like that title it is like something a superhero might say in a cartoon.
YO YO YO > Dan Buchan in the tree-house with us this week > Charlotte is upset > Kerry’s PR meeting with experts and graphs etc > isolated Cheryl > Janice Dickinson > Simon Cowel’s beard and lifestyle advice > Vanessa’s Gastric band AND GIANT SIZED FACE > GMTV bird in post baby fat picture HORROR > sex problems and sex tips and top tips and my belt is fucked
Playing out with ‘Queens’ by Not Cool – We like this band. We have seen them a lot. They are good – and they are on a compilation that you can buy from rough trade I am going to buy one yes I am.
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Your bullets cannot harm me my gossip magazines are like a shield of steel
Posted
on 23/07/2010, 9:02 am,
by crispin,
under podcast.
yep YUP – it is well hot > hot celeb gossip > AND > hot celeb gossip podcast hosts…
Hence the vests.
Jordan’s got a single out and Linsy Lohan has GONE DOWN > Cheryl is crying into a doily about something > Maybe because her X-Factor job is up for grabs > RISE of teh pillow faces > 3rd world boob job DISASTER > post pregnacy body PRIDE > WHO cant live with out surgery? > WHO is mega skinny this week ~ etc.
Posted
on 16/07/2010, 9:48 am,
by crispin,
under podcast.
oh bugger we forgot to do a picture so here is a nice one we took of us ages ago all poshed up with loads of Ferrero Rochers – *echelente*.
Exclamations: We are introducing ‘ROCK OFF’; promoting a resurgence of ‘RACK OFF’ and once again vainly trying to get people to use ‘GIRLS ALOUD’ as an indication of surprise, delight or even horror – it’s very versitile ~ please see my facebook group for more details…
On the gossip side of things poor ol’ Cheryl got malaria while I was away and Ashley is all over other ladies tits > coleen has blitzed her baby body > Ronaldo has a lil bun in a secret oven > ‘The Four boobs I hid from my man > more incest weirdos – father and daughter this time – apparently it is an epidemic (ZOMG) > teen boy having a sex change to look like Jordan > horrid baby pics and sex tips and other peoples problems.
Playing out with Hoochie Cookie Bunny by Laurence Wasser - here is a myspace link for you. This is teh current single OUT NOW…
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with this gossip you are really spoiling us > here is the old advert in case you needed reminding…
Posted
on 24/06/2010, 7:25 pm,
by crispin,
under podcast.
Joined this week by our esteemed colleague Bernard Hasslehoff yes we are > treading the light gossiptastic and talking all sorts of nonsense having been in the pub(s) for the 8 hours prior to pressing record. IN – THE – NEWS > Peaches Geldof’s AMAZIN pants > who the fuck is Derek? > Kerry’s new man get’s cold feet > how Britney lost 10 pound in 14 days > tearful hen party > problems problems problems > dynamite SEX > AND > ‘an Elephant ate me’ << yes REALLY…
we play out with The Shimmer – ‘No Surprise At All’
Posted
on 19/06/2010, 1:20 pm,
by crispin,
under podcast.
We are sober once again my darling pals, friends, insiders and sources ~ well not 100% sober obviously but near enough – here is the fucking news > Wicker wishes she was “one of them girls with big tits and a skinny body” > poltergeist in my pants > Jordan and Alex sex like stuff > someone blown up by lightening > why you wont see Pixy Lott naked > someone kept prisoner in their own loo > someone divorced for being TOO PRETTY > Crispin has seen a real life celeb IRL > Janit is misbehaving like nobody’s business > combination names – ronan williams > sexy problems > sex tips > top tips etc etc.
